CHÚC MỪNG TỔNG THỐNG MỸ

Tổng thống Mỹ nhận được một bức điện toàn văn:


Dear President Bush,
I would like to compliment you. I can't stop thinking that you are one of the best presidents we have had. So many leaders go ahead and propose policies and then botch the job. We expect it. From you, in years to come, I know we will have better results.

Bush chưa kịp mừng thì Cheney cau mày:


- Ông bị thần dân xỏ rồi. Nếu bỏ dấu lại thì sẽ đọc như thế này:


Dear President Bush,
I would like to compliment you, I can't. Stop thinking that you are one of the best presidents. We have had so many leaders. Go ahead and propose policies and then botch the job. We expect it from you. In years to come, I know we will have better results.